Sometimes I laugh when I shouldn't: the voice on the morning radio show said, "My wife says I don't compliment her enought. I don't know what she's talking about. I frequently tell her she has pretty... friends."
"There are books in which the footnotes or comments scrawled by some reader's hand in the margin are more interesting than the text. The world is one of these books."
~George Santayana, philosopher (1863-1952)